I'd like to take a minute to talk to you about something very troubling to us here at CCN.
We've noticed a trend, over the last couple of years, by self righteous news reporters to bash girls wearing sexy Halloween costumes by calling them "Slutty".
Please, stop that.
You're taking all the fun out of it! Nobody wants to see a conservatively dressed Bunny or Ghostbuster. Don't take the treat out of Trick or Treat!
Let's all agree to stop calling them slutty and start calling them "skin chic", we should be encouraging these young, scantily clad ladies. They're not only helping the environment by using less fabric and decreasing their costume footprint, but their also helping my penis.
Let's not be hypocrites here, okay. I'm sure it comes as no surprise to you that the same girls you bash are the same ones that boost your network's rating when you wheel out the slideshow of "slutty" costumes.