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Episode Description:

Mike Blejer and Brad Sanchez have committed themselves to covering the hard hitting food news and Turkannukah is no exception. In this special 2 part report, Mike covers family food and Brad takes you on a Special Report that will teach holiday loners how to create their own Thanksgiving feast on a convenience store budget.

Be sure to catch Part 2, where Mike visits our CCN Family and gets an exclusive interview with Hunter S. Turkey!

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No Thanksgiving Feast

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Ingredients

1 Large Can Spam
1 Slim Jim (Beef Jerky)
French Dip
Potato Chips
Cheese Doodles
Marshmallows
Cranberry Snapple
Maple Syrup
$20

Notes

The Turkey:
1. Place Spam on Fancy Plastic Tray
2. Snap Slim Jim in half and insert it into Spam to look like turkey legs
3. Place the marshmallows on the end of the legs for the Turkey Booties
4. Smother in Maple Syrup (Gravy)
Mashed Potatoes:
1. Crush Potato chips up in hands
2. Mix crushed potato chips in with the French Dip
Stuffing:
1. Dig out Turkey's anus
2. Take scraps from the turkey anus and dice them (chop 'em up)
3. Crumble Cheese Doodles and mix 'em in with anus scraps
4. Shovel "stuffing" into Turkey anus
Dessert:
1. Drakes Apple Pie
2 comments
about 4 years
We are making a spam turkey with beef jerkey legs
about 4 years
Well, then Happy No Thanksgiving!
Credits
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Mike Blejer
Anchor Dude is... Mike Blejer
Billa
Brad Sanchez is... Billa